Dad Jokes 
Let’s be real: fart jokes are the quintessential comedy gold that never goes out of style! Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart, there’s something irresistibly funny about a well-timed toot joke. They make us giggle, groan, and sometimes even snort with laughter. So, if you’re ready to embrace the silliness, let’s dive into 20 fart jokes that will have you laughing out loud and perhaps even covering your nose!
1. Why shouldn’t you ever fart on an elevator?
Because it’s wrong on so many levels!
2. What do you call someone who never farts in public?
A private tutor!
3. Why did the fart cross the road?
To get to the other side… where it was less crowded!
4. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts!
5. Why did the fart break up with the burp?
Because it found someone a little more gassy!
6. How can you tell if a kid is lying?
Their lips are moving, and there’s a fart in the air!
7. What do you call a person who loves fart jokes?
A tooty-lover!
8. What do you get when you eat beans and onions?
A whiff of excitement!
9. Why are farts like bad jokes?
They both make you laugh, but some people just can’t handle them!
10. What do you call a superhero whose power is to fart?
Captain Stinky!
11. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him, but he brought plenty of farts!
12. How do you know if a ghost is nearby?
You hear the faint sound of a ghostly fart!
13. Why did the teacher fart in class?
Because she wanted to raise a little “stink” in the discussion!
14. What’s a fart’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
15. Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field… and had the best fart!
16. What did one fart say to the other?
“Let’s blow this joint!”
17. Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house, but he ended up with a fart instead!
18. What’s a fart’s favorite exercise?
The butt lift!
19. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little fart in it!
20. Why do farts smell?
So that deaf people can enjoy them too!
There you have it—20 hilarious fart jokes that are sure to make you chuckle! These jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh (and doesn’t mind a little stink). So go ahead, let your humor flow freely and embrace the fun side of farting! Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and sometimes it’s a little stinky!