Dad Jokes 
Get ready to crack up with some hilariously twisted fun! Knock knock jokes are a classic staple in the world of comedy, but when you add a sprinkle of dark humor, you get a deliciously mischievous treat. These jokes have a way of sneaking up on you, catching you off guard with a punchline that’s both funny and just a bit edgy. So, without further ado, let’s dive into 20 knock knock jokes that embrace the dark side of humor!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
²Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’… and I’m just trying to get away!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s freezing out here! Oh wait, maybe I’ll just freeze!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
²Annie who?
Annie way you can let me out of this coffin?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you, but I’m not coming back from the dead!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
²Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck in here forever?
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! Now get out while you can!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
²Howard who?
Howard you like to be buried alive?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
²Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just the grim reaper paying a visit!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
²Cereal who?
Cereal killer, and he’s hungry!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door before it’s too late!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
²Eddie who?
Eddie your way to the afterlife yet?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
²Doughnut who?
Doughnut disturb the dead; they need their rest!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
²Figs who?
Figs the doorbell; it’s broken, like my chances of living!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brett.
²Brett who?
Brett your life; it’s about to get spooky!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sow.
²Sow who?
Sow what if I’m dead? It’s just a joke!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Biscuit.
²Biscuit who?
Biscuit your grave; it’s getting crowded!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the bags; we’re going to the other side!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce hope this isn’t my final knock!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dawn.
²Dawn who?
Dawn the line for the last rights!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candle.
²Candle who?
Candle you believe it? I’m really dead!
And there you have it—20 knock knock jokes with a dark twist! These playful puns bring a little edge to the classic format, making them perfect for those who appreciate humor with a hint of the macabre. Share them with friends who enjoy a good laugh and a shiver down their spine, and let the fun begin! Just remember, it’s all in good spirits!