Dad Jokes 
Get ready to roll your eyes and laugh out loud with some new dad jokes! There’s something about a good dad joke that never fails to lighten the mood, no matter how cheesy they may be. So, whether you’re a dad looking to expand your joke arsenal or just someone who appreciates a good pun, here are 20 fresh dad jokes that are guaranteed to elicit groans and giggles!
1. Why did the dad bring a pencil to bed?
Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
2. What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato?
“Catch up!”
3. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets?
Because they might crack up!
4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
5. Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes!
6. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
8. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
11. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
12. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
13. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
14. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
15. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
16. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
17. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
18. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
19. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
20. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
These new dad jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who needs a good laugh. Remember, the key to a great dad joke is not just the punchline but the delivery—so practice your timing, and get ready for those eye-rolls and chuckles!