Dad Jokes 
Gobble Up Some Laughs!
Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and, of course, a whole lot of food. But let’s be real: what’s Thanksgiving without a little laughter? Funny Thanksgiving jokes are the secret ingredient to spice up your holiday gatherings! So whether you’re waiting for the turkey to roast or trying to avoid your weird uncle’s stories, these jokes will keep the festive spirit alive. Ready to stuff your day with giggles? Let’s dive in!
1. Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
3. Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
4. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving dessert?
Peckan pie!
5. Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!
6. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll tell you at Thanksgiving dinner.
7. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots!
8. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
9. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
10. What did the turkey say to the computer?
“Google, google, google!”
11. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of movie?
A fl turkey!
12. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use foul language!
13. What did the turkey say to the stuffing?
“Don’t get too stuffed!”
14. Why did the farmer run a marathon?
Because he wanted to get his turkey legs in shape!
15. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist!
16. Why did the turkey go to the party?
To get stuffed!
17. What do you call a turkey that tells jokes?
A gobble-funny!
18. How do you know if a turkey is well-read?
It has a lot of “bookmarks”!
19. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey is the “main event,” but the sides are the “supporting cast”!
20. Why did the turkey get kicked out of the restaurant?
It was being too “fowl”!
Serving Up the Laughter
There you have it—20 funny Thanksgiving jokes to sprinkle some humor on your holiday table! These jokes are perfect for breaking the ice, making memories, and keeping the laughter flowing. So, which one will you share with your family this Thanksgiving? Enjoy the feast and the fun!