Dad Jokes 
Ahoy, mateys! Get ready to set sail on a sea of laughter with these pirate jokes for kids! Perfect for young swashbucklers looking for some fun, these jokes will have everyone on deck giggling and groaning. So hoist the anchor and let’s dive into some hilarious pirate humor!
1. What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved!
2. Why did the pirate go to school?
To improve his “arrrrrrrticulation!”
3. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might think it’s “R,” but it’s actually the “C”!
4. Why are pirates such bad singers?
Because they can’t hit the high seas!
5. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
“Aye, matey, I’m feelin’ really old!”
6. How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye-mail!
7. Why did the pirate bring a pencil to the party?
Because he wanted to draw a treasure map!
8. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie!
9. Why did the pirate take a bath before his big battle?
He wanted to make a clean getaway!
10. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of music?
Arrrrr & B!
11. Why did the pirate wear an eye patch?
Because he couldn’t find his “contact” lens!
12. What did the pirate captain say to his crew?
“We’ve got to work harder if we want to get to the treasure—there’s no time for ‘sea’riousness!”
13. How do pirates prefer their sandwiches?
With lots of “ARRRR-tichokes!”
14. Why was the pirate so bad at cards?
Because he was always standing on the deck!
15. What’s a pirate’s favorite game?
Hide and “Sail”!
16. Why don’t pirates ever get lost?
Because they always follow their “arrr” compass!
17. What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable?
A “cannon-berry!”
18. Why did the pirate go broke?
Because he kept losing his “booty!”
19. What do you call a pirate who loves to dance?
A “swayze” pirate!
20. What do pirates say when they turn 50?
“Aye, matey, I be half a century old!”
Join the Pirate Fun!
These pirate jokes for kids are perfect for bringing some laughter to any adventure. Share them with your young buccaneers, and watch their faces light up with joy. Remember, laughter is the greatest treasure of all!