Dad Jokes 
As the summer break comes to an end, it’s time to head back to school! To kick off the new school year with some laughter, here are some back to school jokes for kids that are sure to bring smiles and giggles. Let’s dive into the fun and make the transition from summer to school a little easier!
1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
2. What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I can’t wait to draw our future together!”
3. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
4. What do you call a math teacher who is afraid of negative numbers?
A “positive” influence!
5. Why was the classroom so cold?
Because it had too many drafts!
6. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
7. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
8. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
10. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!
11. What did the student say when the teacher asked him to spell “banana”?
“B-A-N-A-N-A! Is that all, or should I go on?”
12. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
13. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
14. What do you call a school that only teaches math?
A math-ernity school!
15. Why did the kid bring a suitcase to school?
Because he wanted to pack his lunch!
16. What’s a teacher’s favorite drink?
“Grades-tea!”
17. What did the teacher say when she lost her voice?
“I guess I’ll just have to whisper my lessons!”
18. Why did the computer go to school?
To improve its “byte”-sized knowledge!
19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
20. Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Let the Laughter Begin!
These back to school jokes for kids are perfect for breaking the ice and making the first day of school a little more enjoyable. Share them with your friends or teachers, and get ready for a fun school year ahead!