Dad Jokes 
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Looking for a good laugh without the cringe factor? Here’s a collection of funny jokes for adults that are clean and perfect for any gathering or just a quick giggle at work. Get ready to chuckle without crossing any lines!
1. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
2. “I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That was a big step forward!”
3. “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!”
4. “Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!”
5. “What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!“
6. “I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else!”
7. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!“
8. “I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience!”
9. “Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!”
10. “What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory!“
11. “I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers!”
12. “Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
13. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!”
14. “Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!”
15. “I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.”
16. “What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!”
17. “I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.”
18. “I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I was stumped by the competition!”
19. “Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!”
20. “I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
There you have it! A fantastic selection of funny jokes for adults that are clean and suitable for all occasions. Whether you’re sharing these at a party or just need a good laugh at work, these jokes are sure to brighten your day!