Dad Jokes 
Ah, Thursday! The day that hints at the weekend just around the corner. To help you celebrate this almost-Fri-YAY, here are some hilarious Thursday jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face and make the day a little brighter. Let’s jump right in!
1. Why did the coffee file a complaint on Thursday?
It got mugged on Monday!
2. What’s a Thursday’s favorite type of music?
Weekend rock!
3. Why don’t scientists trust Thursdays?
Because they’re always unstable!
4. What did the calendar say to Thursday?
“You’re just a day away from being week-end!”
5. Why did Thursday break up with Wednesday?
Because it found someone more fun!
6. What do you call a lazy Thursday?
A do-nothing day!
7. How does a Thursday go to work?
It commutes on the week-day train!
8. Why did the tomato turn red on Thursday?
Because it saw the salad dressing for the weekend!
9. What do you call a Thursday that feels like a Monday?
A disappointing start!
10. Why do people love Thursdays?
Because they know Friday is just a hug away!
11. Why did the computer break up with Thursday?
Because it had too many issues!
12. What do you say to a sad Thursday?
“Cheer up, tomorrow’s Friday!”
13. Why do Thursdays always seem tired?
Because they’ve been working hard all week!
14. What’s the best part about Thursday?
Knowing that Friday is coming to save you!
15. Why did Thursday bring a ladder to work?
To reach new heights before the weekend!
16. How do you know Thursday is feeling good?
It’s upbeat and ready to party!
17. Why was Thursday so happy?
Because it was almost Friday!
18. What did Thursday say to Friday?
“Can you hurry up? I’m tired of being in between!”
19. Why did the chicken cross the road on Thursday?
To get to the weekend side!
20. What do you call a Thursday that jokes around?
A pun-derful day!
These Thursday jokes are perfect for sharing with friends, coworkers, or anyone who could use a laugh as they await the weekend! Enjoy the chuckles!