Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some beat dad jokes that will have you groaning and laughing at the same time! These puns and punchlines are perfect for any dad looking to showcase their humor (or lack thereof). Let’s dive in!
1. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
2. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
4. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
5. Why did the dad sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time!
6. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
7. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
11. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
12. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
13. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
14. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
15. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
16. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
17. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
18. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
19. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator!
There you go—20 beat dad jokes that are sure to get you some eye rolls and giggles! Perfect for sharing with friends or delivering at family gatherings, these jokes are guaranteed to keep the dad humor alive!