Dad Jokes 
Ready to milk some laughs? Whether you’re a farm fan or just love a good pun, cow jokes are udderly hilarious and guaranteed to moo-ve you into a fit of giggles. So, sit back, chew the cud, and enjoy these funny cow jokes that will have you laughing until the cows come home!
1. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
2. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
3. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To prove the steaks were high.
4. What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
5. Why don’t cows make good detectives?
Because they always “udder” nonsense.
6. What do cows like to read?
Cattle-logs.
7. What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
8. Why was the cow a terrible singer?
Because it couldn’t hold a note.
9. What’s a cow’s favorite type of math?
Moo-tiplication.
10. What did the cow say to the farmer?
“Moo-chas gracias!”
11. What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
12. Why don’t cows ever tell secrets?
Because they’re afraid of being overheard.
13. How do cows stay up to date with current events?
They read the moos-paper.
14. What did the cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
15. Why was the cow so good at basketball?
Because it had mad “moo-ves.”
16. What do cows do for fun on the weekends?
They go to the moo-vies.
17. How does a cow get around town?
In a “cow-ber.”
18. What kind of cow is always telling jokes?
A comedi-cow.
19. What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline?
A milk bounce.
20. What’s a cow’s favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs.
These cow jokes are sure to bring out a few chuckles – or at least some hearty moos! Whether you’re out in the pasture or just need a good laugh, these jokes are perfect for adding some humor to your day. Got a favorite? Try telling one at your next barnyard gathering!