Dad Jokes 
Get ready to laugh out loud with these funny ass jokes! They’re cheeky, silly, and guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re sharing them with friends or just enjoying a good giggle, these jokes are sure to bring some joy. Let’s dive in!
1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
2. What did one butt say to the other butt?
“You crack me up!”
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, including bad jokes about asses!
4. What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa Claus?
Kris Cringle-phobia, but don’t worry, it doesn’t come with a lump of coal in your ass!
5. What did the big butt say to the small butt?
“You’re so cute, I can’t help but squeeze you!”
6. Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house and he wanted to show off his assets!
7. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it—and don’t forget to shake your ass!
8. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done without playing dead—no ass involved!
9. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta—but it still has a nice shape to its ass!
10. Why did the ass refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of getting a bad deal!
11. What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky donkey—but still better than a butt with no sense of humor!
12. Why did the man sit on the clock?
He wanted to be on time, but he really just sat on his ass!
13. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator, but he better not get caught with his tail between his ass!
14. Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out—everyone was too busy sitting on their ass!
15. What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
Hootini, but he only pulls rabbits out of his ass!
16. Why did the belt get arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants—but it really just wanted to support its ass!
17. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef—but it still knows how to shake its ass!
18. How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool—now that’s a hot ass!
19. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels—talk about a heavy ass!
20. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”—and he better clean up that ass afterward!
These funny ass jokes are perfect for sharing with friends or lightening the mood. Enjoy the laughter and don’t take life too seriously!