Looking for some cheeky humor that adds a little spice to your conversations? These dirty jokes are just the right blend of playful and risqué! Here are 20 funny dirty jokes to tell that are sure to get a laugh (and maybe a blush) from your friends. Just remember, they’re meant to be lighthearted!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What do you call a man who lost all of his intelligence?
A widow!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything—even dirty jokes!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Why is it hard to play hide and seek with mountains?
Because they always peak!
What did the farmer say after a hard day of work?
“I’m just plowing through!”
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it—and it’s a bit dirty!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their quacks!
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
What did one cheek say to the other?
“Together, we can make some noise!”
Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?
Because he was a fun-gi!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!