Dad Jokes 
Get ready to groan and giggle at the same time! Sometimes the worst jokes are the best ones, and these terrible jokes are sure to bring a smile (or a facepalm). Here are 20 truly terrible jokes that are so bad, they’re actually funny!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
I would tell you a joke about an elevator,
But it’s an up and down situation!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
I told my computer I needed a break,
And now it won’t stop sending me cookies!
What did one hat say to the other?
“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!”
These terrible jokes that are funny are perfect for sharing with friends or using to lighten the mood. Enjoy the groans and laughs!