Dad Jokes 
Get ready to giggle with these 100 Jokes for Kids ! Perfect for sharing at home, in school, or anywhere you want to spread some laughter, these jokes are sure to tickle funny bones of all ages. Let’s jump right in!
1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
6. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
7. What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
8. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
9. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
11. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
12. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
13. How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience!
14. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
15. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”
16. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
17. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
18. Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!
19. What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
20. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
21. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain?
Drizzly bear!
22. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
23. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
24. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
25. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
26. What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
27. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
28. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
29. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
30. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crumbly!
31. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
32. Why was the math book unhappy?
It had too many problems!
33. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
34. Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
35. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
36. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
37. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left!
38. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
39. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
40. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
41. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
42. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
43. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
44. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
45. What do you call a sad pizza?
A pi-zz-a!
46. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
47. What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Don’t look! I’m about to change!”
48. Why did the belt get arrested?
Because it was holding up a pair of pants!
49. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
50. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
“Where’s pop corn?”
51. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
52. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
53. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
54. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
Because his car got towed away!
55. What did one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you!”
56. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him!
57. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
58. What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
“Dam!”
59. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi!
60. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
61. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
62. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
63. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
64. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
65. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
66. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
67. What did the zero say to the eight?
“Nice belt!”
68. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
69. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
70. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
71. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
“Hey, bud!”
72. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
73. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crumbly!
74. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
75. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
76. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!
77. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
78. What do you call a sad pizza?
A pi-zz-a!
79. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
80. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
81. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
82. Why did the belt get arrested?
Because it was holding up a pair of pants!
83. What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Don’t look! I’m about to change!”
84. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!
85. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
“Where’s pop corn?”
86. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
87. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
88. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
89. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
Because his car got towed away!
90. What did one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you!”
91. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him!
92. What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
“Dam!”
93. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fun-gi!
94. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
95. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
96. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
97. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
98. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare ribs!
99. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
100. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
These 100 jokes for kids are sure to bring laughter and joy to any gathering! Share them with family and friends, and enjoy the fun they create!