Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some classic giggles with these “Yo Daddy” jokes! These playful jabs are perfect for a laugh and are sure to get everyone chuckling. Let’s dive into the fun!
1. Yo daddy is so old,
he knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
2. Yo daddy is so big,
when he wears a yellow coat, people yell “Taxi!”
3. Yo daddy is so short,
you can see his feet on his driver’s license!
4. Yo daddy is so poor,
he can’t even pay attention!
5. Yo daddy is so slow,
it takes him an hour to watch 60 Minutes!
6. Yo daddy is so hairy,
when he went to the beach, the tide came in!
7. Yo daddy is so lazy,
he took a nap on the way to the gym!
8. Yo daddy is so tall,
he tripped over a rock and hit his head on the moon!
9. Yo daddy is so dumb,
he thought a quarterback was a refund!
10. Yo daddy is so old,
his first pet was a dinosaur!
11. Yo daddy is so clumsy,
he got tangled up in a cordless phone!
12. Yo daddy is so big,
when he steps on the scale, it says “To be continued…”
13. Yo daddy is so old,
his social security number is 1!
14. Yo daddy is so poor,
he can’t even afford to pay attention in class!
15. Yo daddy is so lazy,
he has a remote for his remote!
16. Yo daddy is so big,
he uses a Volkswagen as a belt buckle!
17. Yo daddy is so old,
he walked into an antique shop and they kept him!
18. Yo daddy is so dumb,
he stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate”!
19. Yo daddy is so hairy,
Bigfoot took his picture!
20. Yo daddy is so slow,
he took a selfie and it’s still not ready!
These “Yo Daddy” jokes are sure to bring a smile and a few laughs. Share them with friends and enjoy the playful banter!