Looking for some dad jokes with a bit of spice? Well, you’re in for a treat! These “dad jokes dirty” don’t push boundaries too far—they’re still dad jokes after all—but they’ve got just enough cheekiness to make you chuckle and maybe blush a little. Ready for a wild, yet totally safe ride? Let’s dive into these 20 playful puns that are dirtier than your laundry after a day at the park.


Why don’t skeletons ever get mad?

Because nothing gets under their skin!

Why was the broom late?

It swept around with the wrong crowd.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom.

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

Why do bees hum?

Because they don’t know the words.

Why was the belt arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the fisherman go to therapy?

He was feeling a bit crabby.

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack up!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it go!


That wraps up our list of dad jokes dirty enough to give you a good laugh but still safe for a family dinner. No need to blush too hard; these jokes are more about clever wordplay than anything scandalous!

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