Get ready to giggle with these funny jokes for school! Perfect for sharing in the classroom or during lunch breaks, these jokes will surely make your friends laugh. Let’s dive into 20 school-themed jokes that are guaranteed to brighten your day!

1. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

2. What do you call a teacher who never farts?

A “toot-er”!

3. Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!

4. What’s a ghost’s favorite subject in school?

Spook-tacular science!

5. Why did the music teacher go to jail?

Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!

6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

7. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her students were so bright!

8. How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints!

9. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

10. What did one pencil say to the other pencil?

“You’re looking sharp today!”

11. Why did the computer go to school?

To improve its “byte”-sized knowledge!

12. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

“Supplies!”

13. Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open!

14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

15. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

Because she wanted to go to high school!

16. What did the science book say to the math book?

“You’ve got problems!”

17. Why did the teacher go to the beach?

To test the waters!

18. What do you call an educated tube?

A graduated cylinder!

19. Why did the art teacher get in trouble?

Because she kept drawing on the board!

20. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!


There you have it! These funny jokes for school are sure to get some laughs and lighten the mood. Share them with your classmates and enjoy the giggles!

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