Lunch box jokes for kids are a fun way to add a dash of humor to lunchtime! These jokes are perfect for packing in your child’s lunch box or sharing with friends. Here’s a collection of 20 lunch box jokes that are sure to make kids giggle!


Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience!

What did one sandwich say to the other?

“Lettuce romaine friends!”

Because it felt crummy!

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?

I-scream!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

How do you make a lemon drop?

Just let it fall!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

What did the apple say to the orange?

“You’re looking a-peeling today!”

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”


There you go—20 lunch box jokes for kids that are sure to bring smiles and laughter to lunchtime! Share these jokes with friends and family for a fun and giggly experience! Enjoy!

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