Dad Jokes 
Funny dirty dad jokes are a cheeky way to add some humor to your day! They toe the line between naughty and nice, making them perfect for a good laugh with friends. Here’s a collection of 20 funny dirty dad jokes that will have everyone chuckling!
What did the dirt say to the rain?
If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
How does a plumber greet you?
“Nice to meet you, but don’t make it a habit!”
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
Because he wanted to grow a power plant!
What do you call a dirty joke?
A punch line with a little grit!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything, including dirty jokes!
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
“Together, we can stop this crap!”
Why did the man bring a pencil to bed?
In case he wanted to draw the curtains!
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A taxi!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said “concentrate”!
Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A necktarine!
Why did the man get kicked out of the gym?
He kept breaking the “no grunting” rule!
What did the dad say when he was asked to be quiet?
“Sure, but don’t blame me if I get ‘loud’ thoughts!”
There you have it—20 funny dirty dad jokes that are sure to get some laughs! Just remember to share them with the right audience! Enjoy!