Cringey jokes are the perfect mix of awkward humor and eye-rolling puns! They might make you groan, but that’s what makes them so much fun. Here’s a collection of 20 cringey jokes that will have everyone laughing, even if they’re shaking their heads!


What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

Because it felt crummy!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Because it ran out of juice!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!


There you have it—20 cringey jokes that are sure to make everyone laugh (and cringe) at the same time! Share these with friends and family for a fun-filled time! Enjoy!

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