Dad Jokes 
New Years dad jokes are a great way to kick off the new year with laughter and cheer! Whether you’re at a party, gathering with friends, or just looking to lighten the mood, these jokes will help you ring in the new year with a smile. Get ready for some pun-tastic humor!
What do you call always wanting a date on New Year’s Eve?
Alcoholism!
What’s a New Year’s resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other!
Why did the New Year’s party get canceled?
Because the host couldn’t find the right date!
How do you know the New Year is approaching?
When you start getting twinkly at the thought of a new calendar!
What did the guy say to his girlfriend on New Year’s Eve?
“I love you a whole year!”
What do you call a snowman on New Year’s Day?
Water!
Why did the man have a pencil at his New Year’s party?
In case he needed to draw a resolution!
What’s a New Year’s favorite song?
“Auld Lang Syne” – it’s always on repeat!
Why did the calendar get invited to the party?
Because it had a lot of dates!
What do you call a resolution that you can’t keep?
A flop that needs to be rewritten!
What’s a New Year’s resolution?
To never make a resolution again!
Why did the New Year’s Eve fireworks break up?
Because they were just too explosive!
What do you call a person who is bad at keeping New Year’s resolutions?
An unresolved issue!
How do you keep your New Year’s resolutions?
Don’t make them!
Why do New Year’s parties never get old?
Because they always come with fresh starts!
What do you call a New Year’s celebration at the beach?
A sand year celebration!
Why do we put a calendar in the oven on New Year’s?
To bake up a fresh start!
What did the grape say at midnight on New Year’s?
“Let’s wine down!”
How do you know you’ve been to a great New Year’s party?
When you start counting down to the next one!
What did one New Year’s resolution say to the other?
“Let’s stick together this year!”
What did the champagne bottle say to the glass?
“I’m feeling bubbly tonight!”
Why do we make resolutions?
To take a little time to reflect on the past year!
What’s a New Year’s party’s favorite game?
“Guess the next year!”
What did the clock say when it struck midnight?
“Time for a fresh start!”
Why did the New Year’s resolutions go to therapy?
Because they needed to talk about their problems!
What do you call the first day of the new year?
“Start of something great!”
Why was the New Year’s Eve party so loud?
Because everyone was ringing in the new year!
What did the New Year’s Eve party hat say?
“I’m just here for the fun!”
These New Years dad jokes are perfect for sharing with family and friends to bring in the new year with laughter! So get ready to have some fun and make those new memories!