Corny dad jokes are the bread and butter of family gatherings, bringing laughter and groans in equal measure. These jokes are light-hearted and often involve puns that are delightfully cheesy. If you’re looking for a good laugh or a way to lighten the mood, these corniest dad jokes will do the trick!


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Gummy bear!

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

“Supplies!”

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

Why was the belt arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!


These corniest dad jokes are perfect for sharing with family and friends, guaranteed to elicit groans and chuckles alike! Enjoy the fun and keep the laughter going!

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