Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some awful dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! These groan-worthy puns and one-liners are perfect for eliciting eye rolls and chuckles alike. Let’s dive into the punny goodness!
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
3. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired!
7. What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
8. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
9. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investi-gator!
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
11. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
12. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
13. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
14. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
15. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
16. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
17. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
18. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
19. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
20. What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
There you have it—20 awful dad jokes that are sure to elicit some groans and laughter! Share these gems with your friends and family for a fun time!