Bad Dad Jokes 2023

If you’re looking for a hearty laugh—or maybe just a groan—you’re in the right place with these “bad dad jokes 2023.” These jokes are the kind that make you chuckle while simultaneously questioning your life choices. Perfect for sharing with family or friends, they’re sure to spark joy and a few eye rolls. Get ready to dive into 20 of the most delightfully cringe-worthy dad jokes that 2023 has to offer!

1. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

2. I used to hate facial hair…
But then it grew on me!

3. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space!

4. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!

5. Why did the computer go to therapy?
Because it had too many bytes!

6. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!

7. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!

8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

9. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!

10. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!

11. What did one plate say to another?
Lunch is on me!

12. I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on.
Then it “clicked!”

13. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!

14. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!

15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!

16. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!

17. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!

18. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!

19. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!

20. I’d tell you a joke about an elevator, but…
It’s an uplifting experience!

And there you have it—20 bad dad jokes for 2023 that are sure to make you laugh and cringe at the same time. These gems are perfect for lightening the mood, breaking the ice, or simply embracing the joy of dad humor. So, share them, enjoy them, and let the laughter (and groans) ensue!