Dad Jokes 
Bad jokes are the best kind of jokes, especially for kids! They’re cheesy, punny, and guaranteed to get some giggles (or groans). Here’s a collection of delightfully bad jokes that are perfect for kids of all ages. Enjoy sharing these with friends and family!
1. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
3. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
4. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
5. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
6. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
7. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!
11. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
13. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated!
14. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
16. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
17. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
18. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
19. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
20. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
These bad jokes for kids are sure to bring some smiles and laughter! Share them at home, in the classroom, or during family gatherings for some fun and silliness!