Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some giggles with the best knock knock jokes for kids! These classic jokes are perfect for all ages and guaranteed to bring smiles to everyone’s faces. Let’s jump into the fun!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in; it’s freezing out here!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
²Tank who?
You’re welcome!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go moo!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
²Annie who?
Annie way you can help me with my homework?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOO!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you’ve got here!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Don’t cry! It’s just a joke!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
²Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a cheeseburger!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
²Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
²Figs who?
Figs the doorbell; it’s broken!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying? It’s just a joke!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
²Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let me in!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
²Juno who?
Juno what time it is?
Enjoy these best knock knock jokes for kids, and share them with friends and family for some good laughs! Perfect for family gatherings, school events, or just for a fun time at home!