Dad Jokes 
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Are you ready to take flight with some bird jokes that are sure to crack you up? Whether you’re a fan of feathered friends or just need a little lift in your day, these jokes are perfect for bringing a smile to anyone’s face. From witty one-liners to clever puns, let’s dive into a flock of fun that’s sure to have you chirping with laughter!
Get Ready to Soar with Laughter
- What do you call a bird that can’t fly?
A “grounded” bird! - Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! - What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off before it eats you! - Why was the crow sitting on the telephone wire?
Because it wanted to make a long-distance caw! - What do you call a very rude bird?
A foul bird! - Why don’t birds use Facebook?
Because they already have Twitter! - What’s a bird’s favorite type of music?
Tweet music! - How do you know if a bird is in a good mood?
It’s always chirping! - What do you call a bird that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen! - Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks! - How does a duck ask for a date?
“Put it on my bill!” - What do you call a bird that loves to play the piano?
A toucan! - Why did the owl break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was a real hoot! - What do you call an intelligent bird?
A wise quacker! - Why did the chicken join a séance?
To talk to the other side! - What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll! - Why are birds so good at golf?
Because they always get a hole in one! - What did the little bird say to its friend?
“You crack me up!” - Why did the pigeon get kicked out of the park?
Because it kept winging it! - What do you call a bird who loves to bowl?
A bowling bird!
Keep the Fun Flying High
There you have it—birdjokes that will have you laughing and squawking with delight! Share these with your friends, family, or anyone who could use a bit of humor. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and these jokes are sure to lift your spirits and get you soaring! So, spread your wings and enjoy the laughter!