Dad Jokes 
Ready to crack up over some cell jokes? Whether you’re a biology buff or just love some puns, these jokes will divide and conquer your funny bone! From cellular biology to those pesky smartphones, we’ve got all the jokes that’ll leave you laughing (or groaning).
1. Why did the cell go to therapy?
It had too many issues with division!
2. What did one cell say to its sister cell after they divided?
You’re splitting my sides!
3. Why are cells bad at keeping secrets?
Because they always split and spill everything!
4. How do cells communicate?
They use cell phones, of course!
5. Why did the plant cell break up with the animal cell?
Because it needed more space for chloroplasts!
6. What do you call a talking cell?
A cell-ebritory speaker!
7. Why don’t cells get lost?
Because they always have a nucleus to guide them!
8. What’s a cell’s favorite form of transportation?
Cytoplasmic streaming!
9. Why did the cell cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide!
10. What’s a cell’s favorite dance move?
The mitosis shuffle!
11. Why did the cell bring a suitcase?
Because it was going to divide and conquer!
12. Why are cells such great party guests?
Because they know how to multiply the fun!
13. How do cells stay in shape?
By doing mitotic exercises!
14. Why do cells make terrible comedians?
Because their jokes always divide the room!
15. What’s a cell’s favorite subject in school?
Biology, of course!
16. Why don’t cells ever gossip?
Because they’re too busy working on their division!
17. What did one mitochondrion say to the other?
Let’s power through this day!
18. Why did the cell refuse to go to the party?
It wasn’t in the mood for dividing that night!
19. What did the scientist say to the upset cell?
Relax, you’re just a little overreactive!
20. Why did the cell become a singer?
Because it had great cellular pitch!
21. Why do cells love going to school?
So they can learn how to divide and multiply!
22. What do you call a superhero cell?
A mitochampion!
23. Why was the cell always so tired?
It was running low on ATP!
24. What’s a cell’s favorite sport?
Protoplasmic ping pong!
25. Why did the scientist start talking to cells?
Because they were all about that cell-fie life!
26. Why do cells never miss work?
Because they know they’re too important for the body!
27. What did the cell say when it was getting stressed out?
I just need a little more room to breathe!
28. Why was the cell always calm during exams?
Because it had complete control over its nucleus!
29. What’s a cell’s least favorite TV show?
Breaking Bad… because they don’t like breaking down!
30. Why did the biologist get kicked out of the lab?
Because they were acting like a cellular pest!
Conclusion
Whether you’re into science or just love a good pun, these cell jokes are sure to divide your laughter into microscopic pieces! From biology labs to texting on your smartphone, cells are everywhere—so why not have a little fun with them? Now go on and share these with your friends—they’re guaranteed to multiply the laughs!