Dad Jokes 
Get ready for some laughs that are fun and family-friendly! These clean adult jokes are perfect for sharing with friends or at gatherings where you want to keep things light and humorous.
Here are 20 clean adult jokes that will tickle your funny bone without crossing any lines!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
Now I just make puns!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
I would tell you a joke about an elevator,
But it’s an uplifting experience!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
*Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the computer go to therapy?
Because it had too many bytes!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
These clean adult jokes are great for any occasion where you want to keep the humor light and enjoyable. Share them with friends and enjoy the laughter!