Dad Jokes 
Cold jokes are a cool way to bring some laughter to a chilly day! Whether you’re dealing with winter weather or just want to chill out with some funny puns, these jokes are sure to warm your heart. Here’s a collection of 20 cold jokes that will have you laughing through the frost!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How do you know when it’s too cold to camp?
When you see a penguin on the campfire!
What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
Why did the ice cube break up with the glass?
It found someone cooler!
How do you catch a cold?
You hang out with a bunch of “chill” people!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to the snow?
Because he wanted to climb to new heights in winter fun!
What did one snowman say to the other?
“Do you smell carrots?”
Why do winter athletes make great friends?
Because they know how to stay cool under pressure!
What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog!
Why did the girl bring a blanket to the party?
Because it was going to be a “blanket” of fun!
What did the winter say to the summer?
“I’ll chill out while you sweat it out!”
How do you keep warm in a snowstorm?
Just follow the “ice” cream truck!
What’s a snowman’s favorite game?
Freeze tag!
How do penguins build their houses?
Igloos it together!
What did the snowman order at the restaurant?
A chili dog, but hold the “hot” sauce!
Why did the snowflake get in trouble?
Because it was caught flaking out!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the chicken join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks, even in the cold!
What do you call a winter break for a mathematician?
A “cool” down!
Why did the scarecrow win an award in winter?
Because he was outstanding in his field, even in the cold!
There you go—20 cold jokes that are sure to make you smile, even when the temperature drops! Share these with friends and family to spread some warmth and laughter! Enjoy!