Dad Jokes 
If you’re in the mood for some groan-worthy laughs, you’re in the right place! These corniest jokes are so cheesy, they might just make you roll your eyes—but that’s part of the fun! So let’s dive into 20 corny jokes that are sure to bring a smile (and maybe a few groans) to your day!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
3. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
4. What did one plate say to the other plate?
“Lunch is on me!”
5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
7. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems!
8. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
10. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
11. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
12. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
13. What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
14. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
15. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
16. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
17. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
18. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
20. Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
And there you have it! These corniest jokes are sure to bring some giggles (and groans) to your day. Perfect for sharing with friends or lightening the mood, these jokes prove that sometimes, the cheesier, the better! Enjoy the laughs!