Dad Jokes 
Valentine’s Day is all about love, laughter, and a bit of corny humor! Whether you’re trying to impress your sweetheart or just want to spread some cheer among friends, these corny Valentines jokes are perfect for the occasion. Get ready to share a giggle (or a groan) with these heartwarming puns!
1. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
“I’m stuck on you!”
2. What did one volcano say to the other?
“I lava you!”
3. What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
4. What do you write in a slug’s Valentine’s Day card?
“Be my slime mate!”
5. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!
6. What do you get when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
A fire-breathing romance!
7. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee?
“Buzz, I love you!”
8. What did the guy say to his Valentine?
“I’m a-maze-d by you!”
9. Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date!
10. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A necktarine!
11. What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive!”
12. Why did the skeleton not ask anyone to be his Valentine?
Because he had no body to love!
13. What did the heart say to the other heart?
“You’re just my type!”
14. What did one candy heart say to the other?
“Let’s stick together!”
15. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
16. What do you call a very small Valentine?
A valen-tiny!
17. What did the chef give his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A thyme to remember!
18. How did the farmer propose to his girlfriend?
He plowed her fields!
19. What did the bee say to its partner?
“Honey, I’m pollen for you!”
20. What’s a cat’s favorite love song?
“You’re the cat’s meow!”
These corny Valentines jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughter to your loved ones this February 14th! Share them to spread the love and light-hearted fun!