Dad Jokes 
Crab jokes are a fun way to get a little shellfish humor into your day! These puns and one-liners are sure to make you chuckle, whether you’re at the beach or just craving some laughs. Here’s a collection of 20 crab jokes that will have you laughing like a lobster!
Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
What did the crab say to the shrimp?
“Stop being so shellfish!”
How do crabs communicate?
They use shell phones!
What do you call a crab that throws things?
A lobster!
Why did the crab never share his food?
Because he was a little shellfish!
What do you get when you cross a crab with a pirate?
A pinch of treasure!
Why are crabs bad at tennis?
Because they always serve in the net!
What do you call a crab that can play the piano?
A crab-sician!
Why did the crab take a nap?
Because it was feeling a little “crabby”!
What’s a crab’s favorite instrument?
The shell-o!
Why did the crab go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a real shell-ebration!
How do you catch a crab?
You “net” it out!
What do you call a crab that tells jokes?
A punny crustacean!
Why did the crab get a job?
Because he wanted to make some claw-some money!
How do crabs dance?
They do the crab walk!
What did the ocean say to the crab?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why was the crab always so happy?
Because he had a great shell-lection of friends!
What’s a crab’s favorite movie?
The “Crustacean”!
Why don’t crabs ever use Facebook?
They’re afraid of the “shell-ious” comments!
What do crabs wear to the beach?
Their shell-suits!
How do you know if a crab is a good comedian?
It always delivers the punch lines!
There you go—20 crab jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your face! Share these with friends and family for a fun-filled, shellfish good time! Enjoy!