Dad Jokes 
Knock-knock jokes are a classic way to bring a smile to anyone’s face! Here’s a collection of cute knock-knock jokes that are perfect for kids and adults alike. Enjoy the giggles!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
²Atch who?
Bless you!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
²Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
²Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze out here!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes the police! Open up!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
²Wendy who?
Wendy you think you’re gonna let me in?
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
²Annie who?
Annie way you want it, that’s the way you need it!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
²Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let me in!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cactus.
²Cactus who?
Cactus makes perfect sense!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
²Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
Moo!
These cute knock-knock jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family, guaranteed to spark some laughter! Enjoy!