Ah, dad jokes 2022—the perfect blend of cringe and laughter that warms the heart (or at least it tries to). Whether you’re a seasoned dad or just someone who appreciates a good pun, you know these jokes have a special way of breaking the ice and lightening the mood. So grab your dad bod, find a comfy spot, and get ready for some of the best dad jokes from 2022 that’ll make you laugh, groan, and probably roll your eyes!
A New Year of Dad Jokes
Let’s kick off this collection with the kind of jokes that have made their rounds this year. Each punchline is as cheesy as a pizza left out in the sun, but that’s the charm of dad jokes! So without further ado, here are some hilariously awful dad jokes to share with friends, family, or even random strangers!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated!
3. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
4. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
5. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
6. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-tain!
7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
8. I used to play piano by ear.
Now I just use my hands!
9. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!
10. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
11. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
12. What did one wall say to the other wall?
“I’ll meet you at the corner!”
13. How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
14. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
16. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
17. How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
18. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
19. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up!
20. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
And there you have it! A delightful collection of dad jokes 2022 that are sure to spark laughter (or at least a few groans). Whether you share these at family gatherings or with your friends, remember that the best part of dad jokes is the joy they bring—no matter how cheesy they are! Happy joking!