Get ready to celebrate with some cheesy humor! These Dad Jokes Birthday are sure to bring a smile (and maybe an eye roll) to the birthday celebration. Let’s dive in!

1. Why did the birthday cake go to school?

Because it wanted to get a little layered education!

2. What do you call a birthday party for cats?

A purr-thday!

3. How do you know you’re getting old?

You start to forget birthdays… like your own!

4. Why did the balloon break up with the cake?

Because it found someone a little less inflated!

5. What did one candle say to the other?

“Don’t birthdays just blow you away?”

6. Why was the birthday boy so good at math?

Because he knew how to add another year!

7. What do you call a group of musical birthdays?

A band of birthday!

8. Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder?

Because he heard the party was going to be upbeat!

9. What do you say to a birthday cake that’s always late?

You take the cake!

10. How do you celebrate a cat’s birthday?

With a paw-ty!

11. Why was the birthday card so confident?

It had a lot of character!

12. What do you get when you mix a birthday and a summer day?

A hot cake!

13. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was stuffed!

14. What did the grandfather clock say to the birthday cake?

“Time to celebrate!”

15. How do you wish a pirate a happy birthday?

“Have a booty-ful day!”

16. What’s a vampire’s favorite part of a birthday?

The blood cake!

17. What did the tree say to the birthday boy?

“Leaf your worries behind and enjoy your day!”

18. Why don’t birthdays get old?

Because they’re always a little fresh!

19. What’s a mathematician’s favorite cake?

Pi-e!

20. Why did the birthday girl put her money in the blender?

Because she wanted to make some liquid assets!

21. What’s the best way to remember a birthday?

Forget it once!

22. Why did the cupcake go to school?

Because it wanted to be a smartie!

23. What do you call a birthday party with no food?

A missed opportunity!

24. Why did the ghost get invited to the birthday party?

Because he was a boon friend!

25. What did the birthday hat say?

“Let’s party until we’re hatted out!”

26. Why did the chicken cross the road on its birthday?

To get to the other side of the cake!

27. How do you celebrate a birthday in space?

You planet!

28. What did the birthday boy say when he opened the present?

Unwrap the joy!”

29. Why was the birthday girl so good at music?

Because she had the perfect pitch for her party!

30. What’s a pirate’s favorite cake?

Arrr-tisan!


These Dad Jokes Birthday are perfect for making the day a little brighter and a lot funnier. Enjoy sharing them at your next celebration!

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