Dad Jokes 
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Welcome to the world of dad jokes for school! These groan-worthy one-liners are perfect for brightening up the classroom or making recess a little more fun. So grab your pencils and get ready to chuckle—here come the jokes!
1. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
2. What did the teacher wear to the beach?
A “tide” pool!
3. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
4. How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
5. Why was the broom late to school?
It swept in!
6. What’s a teacher’s favorite place in NYC?
The “subway”!
7. Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many “notes”!
8. What do you call a fake noodle?
An “impasta”!
9. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
10. How does a scientist freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
12. Why did the student take a ladder to class?
To reach the high grades!
13. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will “let it go”!
14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
15. Why did the computer go to school?
To improve its “byte” size!
16. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
17. Why did the teacher go to the principal’s office?
Because she had a lot of “class”!
18. Why was the math teacher suspicious?
She had too many “problems” to solve!
19. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A “bulldozer”!
20. Why did the teacher always carry a pencil?
In case they had to draw a “line”!
Conclusion: Keep the Laughter Going!
And there you have it—20 delightful dad jokes for school that are sure to elicit giggles and groans alike! Whether you’re sharing them during lunch or using them to lighten up class, these jokes are a perfect way to brighten everyone’s day. Keep spreading the joy!