Dad Jokes 
Knock, knock jokes are a classic form of humor, and when it comes to dad jokes, they really shine! These playful puns are perfect for making anyone chuckle (or groan) and are great for sharing with family and friends. Let’s dive into some of the funniest dad knock knock jokes around!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive you, and I miss you!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
²Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes is a very bad joke!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! It’s just a joke!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
²Wendy who?
Wendy you think we should go for ice cream?
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
²Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
²Annie who?
Annie way you can help me with this joke?
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
²Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, open the door!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
²Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter let me in, or I’ll freeze out here!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
²Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
²Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
²Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
²Yoda who?
Yoda one for me!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
²Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
These dad knock knock jokes are sure to bring smiles and laughs to any gathering. Share them with friends and family for some lighthearted fun!