Welcome to the world of dark humor Jokes 2023, where the jokes are edgy and push the boundaries of comedy! If you’re looking for a good laugh that toes the line, you’re in the right place. Here are some dark humor jokes for 2023 that will keep you chuckling (and maybe shaking your head) all day long!
1. I used to have a handle on life,
But then I got a wrench thrown in!
2. I have a friend who’s a professional cricket player.
He’s always getting caught in sticky wickets!
3. Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi?
Because people are dying to get in!
4. I told my therapist about my obsession with revenge.
He said, “Get over it! It’s not worth it.” I said, “Not yet, I haven’t had my revenge!”
5. I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can say I walk him five miles every day.
Now I’m just waiting for someone to ask me why I never take him out!
6. My doctor told me to watch my drinking.
So now I drink in front of a mirror!
7. I used to be indecisive,
But now I’m not so sure.
8. I finally found a book that teaches you how to die.
But I couldn’t find it because it’s always checked out!
9. I was going to tell a dead baby joke,
But I decided it’s too touchy.
10. I don’t have a carbon footprint.
I just drive everywhere!
11. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
12. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
I call it lunch!
13. I asked my friend to stop impersonating a flamingo.
He had to put his foot down!
14. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Live stream!
15. I have a fear of elevators.
I’m taking steps to avoid them!
16. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field… before he got mowed down!
18. I told my computer I needed a break,
And now it won’t stop crashing!
19. The early bird might get the worm,
But the second mouse gets the cheese!
20. I used to play piano by ear,
But now I use my hands!
These dark humor jokes are perfect for those who appreciate comedy that doesn’t hold back! Share them with friends who enjoy a good laugh in the darker realm of humor. Enjoy!