Dad Jokes 
If you’re ready to embrace the darker side of humor, you’ve come to the right place! Here’s a collection of dark jokes for 2023 that push the boundaries a little while still keeping it funny. Remember, laughter is the best medicine—even when it’s a bit twisted!
1. I have a joke about death,
But it’s dead on arrival!
2. Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
Because people are dying to get in!
3. My therapist told me time heals all wounds.
So I stabbed him and waited for him to get better.
4. What did one coffin say to the other?
“Is that you, or are you just happy to see me?”
5. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with!
6. I used to be a baker,
But I couldn’t make enough dough, so I gave up on rising!
7. I have a fear of elevators,
But I’m working on it—it’s an up-and-down situation.
8. My friend said he didn’t understand cloning.
I told him, “That makes two of us!”
9. Why did the ghost go to the party?
He heard it was going to be deadly fun!
10. I have a joke about a broken pencil.
But it’s pointless!
11. Why don’t mummies take vacations?
Because they can’t unwrap themselves!
12. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
13. I wanted to tell a time-traveling joke,
But you didn’t like it yet!
14. What do you call a comedian who loves dark humor?
A punchline enthusiast!
15. I wanted to start a band called 1023MB,
But we never got a gig!
16. I told my friend I had a job as a professional cricket player.
He said, “That sounds like a sticky wicket!”
17. I used to be indecisive,
But now I’m not sure if I am or not!
18. I have a joke about an elevator.
But it’s an up and down kind of humor!
19. Why don’t zombies eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
20. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.
He said, “Well, don’t go back to those places!”
There you have it—20 dark jokes for 2023 that blend humor with a little edge! Share them with your friends who appreciate the darker side of comedy, and enjoy the laughs! 😈🤣