Dad Jokes 
When you think of knock-knock jokes, you usually picture something light and fun, right? Well, let’s take a twist into the shadows and explore some dark humor, knock-knock style. Don’t worry—it’s all in good fun, with just a touch of darkness to tickle your morbid side. Get ready for some eerie chuckles and a few raised eyebrows with these dark knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
²Ivan who?
Ivan to bite your soul.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
²Dishes who?
Dishes the last time you’ll ever answer the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
²Boo who?
Boo-hoo, the world’s a cold place, deal with it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
²Doctor who?
Doctor, we lost the patient… again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
²Butter who?
Butter enjoy life—it’s fleeting.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
²Candice who?
Candice be the end of my bad luck?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
²Hatch who?
Hatch-oo escaped from reality yet?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
²Atch who?
Atch-oo gonna survive the apocalypse?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
²Harry who?
Harry up, time’s ticking for us all.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Death.
Death who?
Exactly.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
²Justin who?
Justin time for the end of the world.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
²Olive who?
Olive the fact that nothing is permanent.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
²Al who?
Al be watching you… from the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
²Cargo who?
Cargo missing? That’s because it’s been stolen… forever.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
²Leaf who?
Leaf while you still can… before it’s too late.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
²Tank who?
Tank goodness I’ll never have to knock again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
²Witch who?
Witch one of you will fall for my curse first?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
²Nana who?
Nana chance of survival after this.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
²Ben who?
Ben waiting forever to tell you—nothing lasts forever.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
²Scold who?
Scold weather, scold heart, scold life.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
²Ghost who?
Ghost away, you’ll never find peace here.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
²Howard who?
Howard you like to hear some bad news?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coffin.
²Coffin who?
Coffin because I’m sick and tired of living.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
²Zombie who?
Zombie right behind you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
²Snow who?
Snow escape from the inevitable.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
²Icy who?
Icy your future—and it’s bleak.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bury.
²Bury who?
Bury your fears—they’re not going anywhere.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
²Vampire who?
Vampire state of mind… dark and eternal.
That’s it! These dark knock-knock jokes walk the fine line between eerie and funny, making them perfect for those who enjoy a dash of morbid humor. Share them with friends who appreciate the darker side of comedy and watch their reactions. Just remember—it’s all in good fun!