December Jokes

As the year winds down and the holiday season kicks into gear, it’s the perfect time for some festive fun! Here are some lighthearted jokes to bring a smile to your face this December. Enjoy!

1. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

2. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

Because it needed a trim!

3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

4. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite!

5. Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

6. What do you call a reindeer that tells jokes?

A comedi-deer!

7. How does a snowman get around?

By riding an icicle!

8. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

9. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?

Santa Klutz!

10. Why did the Christmas cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy!

11. What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!

12. How does a tree get ready for the holidays?

It spruces up!

13. What do you call a cat on the beach during December?

Sandy Claws!

14. Why do we put tinsel on the tree?

To make it look twinkly!

15. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?

“Looks like rein-deer weather!”

16. What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!

17. Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?

Because he has elf care!

18. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

19. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Because they always drop their needles!

20. What did one Christmas light say to another?

“Wrap it up, we’re going home!”

Share these jokes to spread some holiday cheer and enjoy the festive season! Happy December!