Sometimes, you just have to embrace the messy side of life with a good laugh! Diarrhea jokes are definitely on the cheeky side, but they can lighten the mood when things get a little too serious. So, grab some toilet paper and get ready for a flush of laughter with these gut-busting diarrhea jokes!

1. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

2. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

3. Why did the guy bring a ladder to the bar?

Because he heard the drinks were on the house… and he needed a bathroom!

4. What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other?

“Are you on a roll?”

5. Why was the toilet so good at poker?

Because it always knew when to flush!

6. What did the poop say to the fart?

“You blow me away!”

7. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side… where the bathroom was!

8. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it, but don’t let it get too close to the toilet!

9. Why did the boy bring a toilet to the party?

Because he wanted to have a “flush” time!

10. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm… and needing to run to the bathroom!

11. Why don’t secrets work well in a bathroom?

Because the toilet always leaks!

12. What do you call a bathroom superhero?

Captain Flush!

13. Why did the bathroom break up with the toilet?

Because it couldn’t handle the constant flushing!

14. What do you call a bathroom on a roller coaster?

A crappy ride!

15. Why was the poop always invited to parties?

Because it knew how to lighten the load!

16. What did the doctor prescribe for diarrhea?

A little “movement” therapy!

17. How did the toilet get its degree?

It was a “crapper” of knowledge!

18. Why did the poop get kicked out of the party?

It couldn’t stop talking about its “runny” stories!

19. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of bathroom humor?

Boo-ty jokes!

20. Why did the stool refuse to sit down?

It didn’t want to get stuck in a sticky situation!


There you have it – a collection of diarrhea jokes that are sure to leave you giggling (or groaning)! Whether you’re sharing these with friends or keeping them for a laugh during those awkward moments, they’ll definitely keep the humor flowing. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, even when the subject is a little messy!

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