Dad Jokes 
Dinosaurs might be extinct, but their jokes are still roaring! Whether you’ve got a little one obsessed with T. rex or a budding paleontologist on your hands, these dinosaur jokes for kids are perfect for cracking up the whole family. Get ready for some giggles that are as big as a Brachiosaurus! 🦕🦖
1. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
2. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
3. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
4. How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks!
5. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet!
6. Why did the T. rex eat raw meat?
Because he didn’t know how to cook!
7. What do you call a dinosaur who never gives up?
A Try-ceratops!
8. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet!
9. What do you get when a dinosaur scores a goal?
A dino-score!
10. Why don’t dinosaurs ever talk?
Because they’re all dead!
11. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic pork!
12. How does a Triceratops sit?
Very carefully!
13. What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?
A stego-snore-us!
14. What do you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
15. Why can’t you invite dinosaurs to a party?
Because they’ll never “raptor” present!
16. Why did the dinosaur bring string to the museum?
Because he wanted to tie-rannosaurus it all together.
17. What do you call a dinosaur who likes to play hide and seek?
A “Do-you-think-he-saurus!”
18. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur in your fridge?
The door won’t close!
19. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite number?
Eight! Because it sounds like “ate”!
20. Why did the dinosaur eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
There you go—20 dinosaur jokes for kids that will have them laughing all the way back to the Jurassic era. These jokes are dino-mite for any occasion, whether you’re sharing them at school, during a family road trip, or just trying to make your little one smile!