Dad Jokes 
Disney is known for its magical stories and unforgettable characters, but sometimes a little cheeky humor can add to the fun! Here are 20 dirty Disney jokes that are sure to make you chuckle while keeping that playful spirit alive. Enjoy the laughs!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running away from the ball!
What do you call a Disney princess who loves to party?
*Snow White because she brings the dwarfs!
Why did Ariel decide to become a musician?
Because she wanted to make waves in the sea of sound!
What did Tinkerbell say to Peter Pan?
“You can fly, but can you handle my fairy dust?”
Why did the Beast get a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough!
What do you call it when Goofy gets naughty?
*Goofy gets his kicks in the sheets!
Why did Mulan break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was too weak for her!
What did the fairy godmother say to Cinderella?
“You’ll go to the ball, but don’t forget your glass slipper!”
Why does Peter Pan never get older?
*Because he’s always been young at heart!
Why did Elsa get kicked out of the bar?
Because she couldn’t let it go!
What do you call a Disney villain with a dirty secret?
A sneaky wicked witch!
Why did Rapunzel get in trouble at the hair salon?
*Because she had too many split ends!
What did Simba say to Nala after their first date?
“You’re a real lioness in the bedroom!”
Why did the Little Mermaid join a dating app?
*Because she was ready to find her catch!
What did Pocahontas say when she was feeling spicy?
“Let’s paint with all the colors of the wind… and more!”
Why did the princess refuse to go to the party?
*Because she didn’t want to deal with any wicked guests!
What do you call it when Aladdin is feeling romantic?
A whole new world of pleasure!
Why did the genie go to therapy?
Because he had too many bottled-up feelings!
What did Maleficent say after a wild night out?
“I’m not just a villain; I’m a bad girl!”
What do you call a Disney prince who likes to get naughty?
A princely troublemaker!
These dirty Disney jokes are perfect for a fun night in with friends or to share some giggles during a movie marathon. Just remember to keep it light and playful! Enjoy!