Dad Jokes 
Looking for some dirty jokes for kids that are playful and silly, not too risqué, but still have that cheeky edge? These jokes are perfect for a giggle without crossing any lines. Get ready to have some fun!
1. What did one dirt say to the other dirt?
“Can you keep it down? I’m trying to grow!”
2. Why did the pig take a mud bath?
Because it wanted to become a clean machine!
3. What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
4. Why did the kid bring a broom to school?
Because he swept the competition!
5. What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
“You look a bit flushed!”
6. Why did the dirt go to school?
To get a little dirtier!
7. How do trees get ready for a night out?
They leaf their worries behind!
8. What did the flower say to the bee?
“Buzz off, I’m trying to pollen my friends!”
9. Why are dirt and mud always so happy?
Because they’re always having a blast together!
10. What did the puddle say to the dirt?
“Stop being so gravelly! You’re making me muddy!”
11. How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall!
12. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties?
Because he was a fungi!
13. What do you call a dirty potato?
A dirty spud!
14. What did one grass blade say to the other?
“Stop sticking out!”
15. What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
16. Why did the girl take a ladder to the bar?
Because she heard the drinks were on the top shelf!
17. What do you get when you cross a dirty sock with a snake?
A stinky hiss!
18. Why did the dirt break up with the rock?
It found someone gravel-ier!
19. What did one worm say to the other worm?
“Let’s go dig up some fun!”
20. What do you call a dinosaur fart?
Dino-smell!
There you go—20 dirty jokes for kids that are sure to bring out the giggles without crossing the line! Perfect for sharing with friends or at school, these jokes keep it light and fun. Enjoy sharing the laughter! 🌟😄