Get ready to giggle (or groan) with some hilarious dirty one-liner jokes! These cheeky quips are perfect for adult audiences who enjoy a little risqué humor. Whether you’re at a party, sharing laughs with friends, or just looking to spice things up, these jokes are sure to bring the fun!

Dirty one-liner jokes are quick, clever, and often surprise you with their punchlines. They play with innuendo and double meanings, making them a favorite among adults who appreciate humor with a bit of edge. Let’s dive into these cheeky one-liners!

1. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised!

2. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.

3. My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down!

4. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”

5. I used to play piano by ear.

Now I use my hands!

6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything—especially in bed!

7. I have a split personality, and I’m really worried about my other half.

8. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.

It’s impossible to put down!

9. I once got into a fight with a broken elevator.

I took it to another level!

10. I tried to start a professional hide-and-seek team, but it’s really hard to find good players.

They’re always hiding!

11. My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.

I had to put my foot down!

12. I told my wife she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

She said, “You just want something!”

13. What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

14. I had a dream that I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted!

15. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

16. I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh.

Sadly, no pun in ten did!

17. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

18. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

He made a mint!

19. I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.

20. I’m on a whiskey diet.

I’ve lost three days already!


These dirty one-liner jokes are sure to bring a smile (or a smirk) to your face. Share them with friends for a good laugh, and remember, a little cheekiness never hurt anyone!

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