Dad Jokes 
If your kids love Disney, they’re going to enjoy these fun and lighthearted jokes! From classic characters to modern favorites, these Disney jokes are perfect for sharing during family movie nights or playdates. Here are 20 delightful Disney jokes for kids that are sure to bring smiles and giggles!
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
Because he wanted to visit Pluto!
What did Elsa say when she saw the snowman?
“Do you want to build a snowman?”
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she kept running away from the ball!
What’s a pirate’s favorite Disney movie?
“Hook!”
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
Because he was trying to find his “bouncy” friend!
What kind of phone does Ariel use?
A shell phone!
Why did the Disney princess always carry a pencil?
Because she wanted to draw her own prince!
What did Dumbo say when he saw a flying elephant?
“I can’t believe my eyes!”
Why did the Genie get in trouble?
Because he kept rubbing it the wrong way!
How does Olaf stay warm?
He chills out!
What do you call a cat that loves Disney movies?
A meow-gical friend!
Why was the broom late to the party?
Because it swept too long in Fantasia!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
Why did the Beast get kicked out of the party?
Because he was too beastly!
What does Mufasa say before he eats?
“It’s time to lion down!”
Why did the Seven Dwarfs go to school?
To improve their “dwarf-ducation!”
What did Rapunzel say when her hair got stuck?
“I’m having a hair-raising experience!”
Why did Simba like to play hide and seek?
Because he was great at lion around!
These Disney jokes for kids are perfect for bringing a bit of magic and laughter into any gathering. Enjoy sharing them with friends and family!