Dad Jokes 
Get ready to beat the boredom with these hilarious drummer jokes! Perfect for musicians and music lovers alike, these jokes will strike a chord and keep the laughter rolling. Let’s get into the groove!
1. How do you know a drummer is at your door?
He doesn’t know when to come in!
2. Why did the drummer break up with his metronome?
Because it couldn’t keep up with his tempo!
3. What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna One and Anna Two!
4. Why did the drummer bring a ladder to practice?
Because he wanted to reach new heights!
5. How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue! Wait, this is a drummer joke? My bad!
6. What’s a drummer’s favorite vegetable?
A drumstick!
7. Why did the drummer get kicked out of the band?
Because he kept getting into sticking arguments!
8. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they’ll just wait for the bass player to do it!
9. Why did the drummer join the gym?
To work on his beat strength!
10. What did the drummer say to the guitarist?
“I’m just here for the rhythm!”
11. Why did the drummer sit on his drum set?
Because he wanted to feel the beat drop!
12. How do you know if a drummer is at your house?
The front door is open and he’s still playing!
13. What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless!
14. Why did the drummer get a ticket?
For excessive drum speed!
15. How does a drummer greet his friends?
“What’s up, beat?”
16. Why did the drummer bring a pencil to the gig?
In case he needed to draw a crowd!
17. What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted!
18. Why are drummers like bad friends?
They always want to take the stick!
19. How do you tell if a drummer is lying?
Their lips are moving!
20. What did the drummer say when he was late?
“Sorry, I lost track of the beat!”
These drummer jokes are sure to hit the right note and bring a smile to your face! Share them with friends and keep the rhythm going!