Dad Jokes 
A Twist of Humor for the Brave
Welcome to the world of extremely dark jokes! These jokes push the boundaries of humor and are not for the faint of heart. If you’re ready for some edgy laughs, buckle up and dive in—but remember, laughter can be a bit risky!
1. I have a joke about death…
But it’s a killer.
2. Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
Because people are just dying to get in!
3. I told my therapist about my fear of dying.
He said, “Don’t worry, it’s a common problem.”
4. I have a joke about suicide…
But it’s too hard to get over.
5. What’s the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind when it hits a windshield?
Its butt.
6. I wanted to be a doctor…
But I just couldn’t find the guts.
7. What did one coffin say to the other?
“Is that you, or is it just me?”
8. I used to have a handle on life…
But then it broke.
9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
10. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field… until someone harvested him.
12. My therapist told me time heals all wounds…
So I stabbed him!
13. I wanted to be a comedian, but…
I didn’t have the punchline for my life.
14. I don’t have a carbon footprint…
I just drive everywhere!
15. I used to be afraid of the dark…
But now I’m afraid of the light at the end of the tunnel.
16. What’s the best part about being dead?
You don’t have to pay taxes!
17. Why did the ghost go to the party?
He heard it was going to be a “boo-tiful” time!
18. I told my friend I was afraid of elevators.
He said, “Just take it one step at a time.”
19. What do you call a person who’s afraid of chainsaws?
A “lumberjack” in denial.
20. I wanted to get a job as a professional cricket player…
But I was stumped!
Conclusion: Dark Humor for the Fearless
And there you have it—20 extremely dark jokes for those with a taste for edgy humor! Remember, while dark jokes can be funny, they’re best shared among friends who appreciate the same twisted sense of humor. Laugh wisely!